Username: Mangle
Length of time registered with Hammers Mad: 6 foot 3"
Age range: 739
Place of birth: Barking - a s**thole just outside Wibble
Current residence: Wibble
Length of time supported the Hammers: 733 years
All time favourite player: Brooking
Current favourite player: Parker - amazed he has time to play football what with having to look after Lady Penelope
Best all time Hammers 11: Parkes, Stewart, Moore, Martin, Dicks, Devonshire, Brooking, Di Canio, Holland, Macavennie and Cottee
Favourite footballer: Sir Bobby Moore
Most disliked footballer: Klinsman for making diving part of the game
Favourite other sportsman/woman: Sir Ian Botham/ Kelly Holmes
Most disliked other sportsman/woman: Maradonna/Venus Williams
Favourite TV programme: Blackadder goes Fourth
Favourite website: Cumsquirter.com
Music preference: Anything that doesnt make your eyes bleed
A short piece about yourself: I am a Grade A S**TC**T